How Did We Miss This One?

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How Did We Miss This One?

Postby BrightnessFalls » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:14 am

Maybe this was brought up during one of my periodic prolonged absences from the Board, but I'd have thought I'd at least heard references to it. This is an article from 2014, although the event referenced occurred in 1999. I found it while doing a search for that Room 23 thread, and it shows --again -- just what a slutty freak this woman is. It deserves its own thread, I think. :twisted:

Oh yeah, and it's from Men's Health magazine. I already know I won't be able to link to the source, but just enter the entire first sentence into google in quotes and it should come right up. I'd also add this wouldn't have made it into print even two years ago, IMO. Further evidence of the brand's rapidly declining influence.

What It's Like to Be Seduced by Angelina Jolie
You're alone in a hotel room with the future Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she's coming on to you hard. What would YOU do?
BY COREY LEVITAN, JULY 16, 2014
PHOTOGRAPH COURTESY OF CORBIS IMAGES


Angelina Jolie kicked off her right stiletto shoe. Her black-stockinged toes rubbed their way up the outside of my right jeans leg, then toward the inside, her immense almond eyes lasering into mine to gauge reaction.

No, you didn’t click on a softcore fan fiction site by mistake. THIS REALLY HAPPENED.

It was 1999, and I was alone with Angelina Jolie inside a hotel suite at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Of course, she wasn't ANGELINA JOLIE yet. Just 24, the actress was riding the success of HBO's Gia and doing press interviews for Girl, Interrupted. She would go on to win an Oscar for that role. But right now, the project she focused on was me.

I was covering Hollywood for the New York Post, which secured me a one-on-one interview with the rising starlet. Jolie's publicist led me into the suite, where her client motioned for me to sit facing her at a dining table. The interview began rationally enough, with my asking what she had in common with her latest movie character.

"She's me without a lot of the other sides of me," Jolie replied.

Girl, Interrupted—based on author Susanna Kaysen's autobiographical 1993 book—was about a ward of female mental patients who seemed relatively grounded compared to Jolie's character, an unstable sociopath.

I asked Jolie if her response meant that she was, in fact, insane. Just then, out of nowhere, the footsie commenced as she answered. (I mean, duh, of course it was out of nowhere. What, was Angelina Jolie going to ask about my hometown, my hopes and dreams, my ex-girlfriends, and then pull out her bare foot and make like a cricket on my thighs?)

"I remember being very upset that I wasn't (insane)," Jolie said while rubbing—gently at first, then with less restraint. "I think there's a romance to going insane."

Did I mention that THIS REALLY HAPPENED?

She smiled, waiting for my reaction. Would I ignore the elephant on my Levi's? Would I ask her to stop? Would I remove my right Nike and engage in a footsie return?

Every heterosexual guy I tell this story to knows the answer to what he would have done in my situation. In fact, I'm sure many play it out the very next time they're home alone. But this was a professional challenge for me. I had just started with the Post and didn't want to eff it up.

At the time, the newspaper's gossip section was savaging Jolie with stories about slashing her wrists, her estranged dad (Jon Voight) and a disgusting vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood that I could see dangling from her neck. So it's possible she was trying to control the tone of the interview using the most powerful tool at her disposal. Then again, maybe she was just entertaining herself. Or maybe, before hooking up forever with Brad Pitt, she wanted a taste of some short Jewish journalist ass. Here is what my brain was yelling at me in the moment . . .

1. Go for it, you pussy! She wants you!

2. No matter how it may seem, banging Angelina Jolie is not an option. Yes, you are single but she has a boyfriend whose blood she is wearing. Her publicist is right outside in the hallway, waiting to burst in with the next interviewer 12 minutes from now—although we both know you'd only need a third of that time. And someone like her can have anyone she wants, so why would she want someone like you?

Of course, when Angelina Jolie is rubbing her way up to your groin with her right foot, your brain's logic center isn't where the blood is flowing. And thinking about her "going insane" answer made me return again and again to option #1.

This was not my first experience with unsolicited footsie, by the way. That occurred under a high-school cafeteria table courtesy of a chunky brunette named Jen. I like to kid myself that the reason I ignored it was because Jen bared a slight resemblance to the lunch lady who had just served our mac and cheese. But the truth is much uglier: I had no balls. I was so frazzled, my only reaction was profuse sweating combined with pretending not to notice.

Ten years later, this scene from a bad ‘80s coming-of-age movie was unfolding again, like karma offering me a second chance. Only now, a real-life movie goddess—in fact, the most desirable one in the world—was my co-star!

Since by now you realize that banging Angelina Jolie is something that would have appeared in an earlier paragraph, it's probably no surprise to you that I failed yet again on the footsie follow-through—and in a bigger way than anybody in the history of footsie can claim. I stared mostly down at my notes, and only occasionally up at the famous face surveying mine, as more ball-less flopsweat transpired. After about 5 minutes, the footsie foot returned to its shoe and we both went through the motions of completing the interview. Her publicist entered and we all shook hands goodbye.

There are several layers of regret here for me. Had I made a pass, what's the absolute worst thing that could have happened? I've run this through hundreds of times in my mind and the answer is getting arrested for sexual assault. Let's say that vengeance against the Post was the motivation for this stunt. (I doubt it was, but let's just say it.) Even that scenario might have helped my career.

Sure, a humiliated Post would have fired me. But perhaps I could have milked the national exposure—including a guaranteed mention on Jolie's Wikipedia page—into something like a talk show where I hit on all my female guests. Morons who achieve less still get on Celebrity Apprentice.

Of course, do I need to spell out the best thing that could have happened?

But my biggest regret was not even mentioning the footsie in my published story. As a journalist, it was my duty to ask what she was doing and why, then write about it. Unfortunately, I was so new to celebrity reporting, I was terrified to give my editor anything other than exactly what he asked for: the most informative interview possible about a rising starlet. Besides, what if Jolie decided to pretend I had made the whole thing up? How could I possibly exonerate myself?

Only years later did I realize the scope of my blunder; how much further my star could have risen at the Post had I not been a coward and how unfounded my fears probably were. You don't do something to a reporter you don't know and then expect him not to write about it. Jolie, still playing up her bad-girl image at the time, probably expected to read all about our footsie session the next time her publicist handed her a bunch of clips.

Well, sorry you had to wait 15 years, Angelina, but here you go.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Bucephalus » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:30 am

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Holy snarkies! I went to bed early then woke up and decided to read here a bit. WoW! This rings deeply true and lays bare the disturbing personality we've always suspected was there, never realizing just how disturbed it was. Not doing well with the words right now, but...that's some sick stuff. A professional journalist. A young woman supposedly deeply involved in an unusually intense relationship.

I'm...speechless.

Oh. No thought as to whether or not the young man in question was involved in a relationship, just the assumption that every man would welcome her overtures or games or whatever she was doing.
The hooves of the horses O' witching and sweet
Is the music earth steals from the iron-shod feet
No whisper of lover, no trilling of bird
Can stir me as hooves of the horses have stirred

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:31 am

Only read the beginning part about the footsies. Sounds like what she was trying to pull with Collin Farrell during whatever tv show spot that was. She's a pathetic. desperate tramp - always has been and always will be.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Bucephalus » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:36 am

Guest wrote:Only read the beginning part about the footsies. Sounds like what she was trying to pull with Collin Farrell during whatever tv show spot that was. She's a pathetic. desperate tramp - always has been and always will be.


Yes! I remember that. I think this is how she "communicates" with all men and many women. She lacks any sort of intellectual, conversational security, so she throws people off (or attempts to throw them off) with her "shocking" sexuality.
The hooves of the horses O' witching and sweet
Is the music earth steals from the iron-shod feet
No whisper of lover, no trilling of bird
Can stir me as hooves of the horses have stirred

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:37 am

HAHAHAHA! Holy sh.it she is so utterly PATHETIC. He basically said so himself - that she was probably waiting for him to write about it to bolster the sexy bad girl image she was going for ... and nothing.

On another note - imagine if the genders had been reversed. Sh.it would have hit the fan. The fact is, what she did is sexual harassment. She knows no boundaries.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:57 am

Bucephalus wrote::shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Holy snarkies! I went to bed early then woke up and decided to read here a bit. WoW! This rings deeply true and lays bare the disturbing personality we've always suspected was there, never realizing just how disturbed it was. Not doing well with the words right now, but...that's some sick stuff. A professional journalist. A young woman supposedly deeply involved in an unusually intense relationship.

I'm...speechless.

Oh. No thought as to whether or not the young man in question was involved in a relationship, just the assumption that every man would welcome her overtures or games or whatever she was doing.


Absolutely, she had total confidence that she could seduce Pitt with her I am the great seductress, temptress attitude. That's her reason to be. That's why the leg jutt and why she sees every woman as her rival. Intersesting that we have pix of Pitt where he was oblivious to her at events, prior to Smith filming.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:06 am

Ewww - I thought Jolie's exploits were more for show. Now I wonder if she has a some sex addiction. or that condition where people can't connect emotionally to people and hurt or use people all the time. I think its socio or psychopath and they are really permiscious.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Jolie Salope » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:39 am

Color me surprised. :color: Yup this is how the Ho operates -refer to my Doug Liman quote on her being sexually shocking. If she did this with a man she barely met for 15 minutes, then is it any wonder what she'll do to a man she gets to see on set every day for a few months? Though this guy may be the only journalist who opened his mouth to tell the story; many others were probably bought/sworn to secrecy by her then publicist. Maybe that's why he quit? :oops:

I just like the fact that this story will destroy any loon's notion that she had only been with three people prior to hooking up with BBT, and that she's never cheated on anybody.

Blast! Another loon fantasy CRUSHED!!!! :twisted: :tounge:
"She likes to be shocking sexually. I suggested the most graphic, crazy sex act I could imagine. She starts furrowing her eyebrows and she's like- "I'm just trying to figure out whether I've done that one."
-Doug Liman on Angelina Jolie

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby BrightnessFalls » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:39 am

Jolie Salope wrote:Color me surprised. :color: Yup this is how the Ho operates -refer to my Doug Liman quote on her being sexually shocking. If she did this with a man she barely met for 15 minutes, then is it any wonder what she'll do to a man she gets to see on set every day for a few months? Though this guy may be the only journalist who opened his mouth to tell the story; many others were probably bought/sworn to secrecy by her then publicist. Maybe that's why he quit? :oops:

I just like the fact that this story will destroy any loon's notion that she had only been with three people prior to hooking up with BBT, and that she's never cheated on anybody.

Blast! Another loon fantasy CRUSHED!!!! :twisted: :tounge:

And if you read the article, JS, you'll see that this journalist makes the point that Jolie's publicist is waiting right outside with her next interview, which is scheduled in 15 minutes. So, basically, he had 15 minutes for the entire interview. She began fondling him within minutes, literally at the first question where she actually had to think of an answer.

This is who she is. How can there be any doubt left about that? Or about how she got her UN position? The head honcho of her Division, at the time she was brought on, later got fired for sexual harassment. When she was asked about it, she said "I had no problem with him." Even at the time, people thought it was a bit of a strange answer. But she was being truthful. She only has problems with men who reject her overtures!

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:59 am

This is basic sexual harassment, using it for her own amusement too. Had the gender roles been switched & this was a male actor pawing at a young, new female reporter who then didn't know how to react without potentially ruining her career, we'd be saying harassment, groping etc. And from way it reads Jolie was just acting this way to make him uncomfortable, she enjoyed watching him squirm, it's all a joke to her.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:05 am

Guest wrote:This is basic sexual harassment, using it for her own amusement too. Had the gender roles been switched & this was a male actor pawing at a young, new female reporter who then didn't know how to react without potentially ruining her career, we'd be saying harassment, groping etc. And from way it reads Jolie was just acting this way to make him uncomfortable, she enjoyed watching him squirm, it's all a joke to her.


The way I read it, there was no doubt at all in this guy's mind that she was ready to hook up right there and would have done so in a moment. He was the one who freaked. It's like Jolie would f**k anybody, anytime, anyway.

"Best mother for my children." I'd always heard that Pitty was stupid, but he's so gone, I think he must be slightly retarded by now.

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:40 am

Didn't she want to 'taste everybody in the world'? Well, she got to start somewhere... :twisted:

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:42 am

Journo is a plain fool or has a limp dick or small peen or ghey :doh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :doh: . There is no way a man/women gay or straight would resist Angelina at the prime of her beauty :hand: . I just buzzed myself thinking about ravaging and worshiping her body, boobs and lips :whistle: (both the facial and netheral :tounge: :tounge: ). I'm a menstruating gal :oops: and an ant :oops: anti :P

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby snowbunny » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:34 am

...wow...really..well this is the destructive manipulative selfish egotistical impulsive ho we all know isn't it?...the one who who led a sex ring in elementary school....the one who hurt her own mother fuckkking her mother's boyfriend....the one who broke up the golden Hollywood marriage with sex...the one who tongued and teased her brother with sex in front of mutiple camers....the one who forced Melanie Griffith to have to show up onset to protect her marriage...the one who drove Billy Bob crazy jealous being a whor with nic cage while at the same time making out with bb for cameras....the one who said her adopted toddler made her feel like a woman...the one who continues to this day to punish and torture and disgust her father because he dared to desperately go to the press after she adopted maddox saying he had lost all contact with her and feared her mental illness...the one who wears plastic nipples and flaunts her prowess to hold sexual power over high officials...the one who runs around making a fool of herself and displaying outward signs of being under the influence of mind altering drugs but never being called on it by the same weak mined compromised press as this little man...the one who thrust her sex wares out of her dress and into the eyes and minds of millions of viewers on Oscar's stage and the one who illicits in her son a deep sociopathic hatred of women and humankind and who began playing from day one and continues to play a sick and twisted gender reassignment game with her firstborn daughter....and the one who has made a mockery of family disrepecting anyone who who believes in right and wrong standing up to say she has lived her life as an opportunistic and selfish exploitative attention grabbing whor who lacks empathy for man or beast. I wonder what in 2014 moved this little Jewish man as he refers to himself to finally admit that he was manipulted as everyone else has been who crosses paths with her.
''I was drawn to the evil.'' ...Ho

''The soul that has conceived one wickedness can nurse no good thereafter.'' ...Sophocles

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Re: How Did We Miss This One?

Postby Guest » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:01 pm

Guest wrote:Journo is a plain fool or has a limp dick or small peen or ghey :doh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :doh: . There is no way a man/women gay or straight would resist Angelina at the prime of her beauty :hand: . I just buzzed myself thinking about ravaging and worshiping her body, boobs and lips :whistle: (both the facial and netheral :tounge: :tounge: ). I'm a menstruating gal :oops: and an ant :oops: anti :P

Jolie wasn't at her "prime" in 1999. She had just started the 3-4 years of plastic surgery that would eventually reconfigure her entire face.

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I remember seeing a profile shot of her in a MAMS poster and being astounded because I remember thinking, a couple years earlier, what an unfortunate profile she had. It was like the one above. By 2003, her profile was as flawless as the rest of her face. I've always wondered why she's never been called out for her massive plastic surgery, given that she borders on unrecognizable from here:

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To here:

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I mean, poor Meg Ryan got too much lip filler (that went away after six months!) and has never lived it down. Jolie was walking around with the actual implants in her cheeks and 'pre jowls' showing, and nobody said boo. They're starting to talk now, though. Even for Hollywood, Jolie went way Over The Top. Micheal Jackson OTT. I think, because she was so beautiful at first, nobody wanted to say anything, but by 2010, it was obvious that she should NEVER have been cast as a femme fatale in Tourist. That's another thing you don't hear talked about a lot. The fact that a large part of the movie bombing was that Jolie was cartoonishly miscast. Depp looked like hell too, but he wasn't supposed to be gorgeous.

I wonder if she considers four or five years of really flawless beauty to be worth the toll it took on her looks now. Maybe she does. I remember reading a comments section of the internet way back in 1999 or 2000, and reading about some guy who worked out at her gym (supposedly) talking about how ugly Jolie was. He was saying that she was "coyote ugly," as in you'd chew your arm off to get away from her the morning after a drunken frolic. I mean this guy went on about her ugliness like he had been personally insulted by it or something. And a couple other LA guys chimed in the conversation agreeing that Jolie was one of the uglier real-life actors and commenting on others who didn't live up to their hype when you caught them at the supermarket.

I remember thinking that you must have to have really thick skin to be an actor. I wonder if Jolie considered her surgery massive payback for all the comments like that she must have heard. It actually takes a lot of courage to put yourself out there in an industry that values beauty over all else, looking as different as she did. And she was also quite pudgy up until the late nineties, and she's never had an attractive body. so, I imagine casting calls must have been brutal for her at times. She pulled down all the karma she's getting now, though. Without a doubt.
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