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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:07 pm

Ming wrote:
mx6 wrote:
RJ Penish trainer wrote:Hi guys , I am trainer for Penish enlargement exercises. It will help for long lasting as well contact me .


Thank you, I had training with another man who made it much bigger, now I need help with what to do with it. The girls all run a mile when they see it, so it's nice that it's big, but what is it for?

PS I have now tried using it to clear blocked drains. This worked well until it got stuck. Please send help quicktime, my batteries are running low.

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Try looking at a picture of Margaret Thatcher, Always worked for me.


That probably would have worked, but too late. The firemen had to come and remove it. :(

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Elysa » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:37 am

Ming wrote:Try looking at a picture of Margaret Thatcher, Always worked for me.



:lol: :lol:

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Lady J 624 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:40 am

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mostirreverent » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:27 am

Starshine wrote::lol: Can you enlarge cltorishes too, to help men find them? Or is it jusht a cashe of them having to eat more carroths? :nanana: :nanana:

just use glow in the dark paint
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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mostirreverent » Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:30 am

juanitodelacruz wrote:Starshine, do you think men are born with an intuitive knowledge of the female anatomy? If the poor blighter doesn't know where it is, did you ever try showing him? I thank Rhoda Rosenthal for this little lesson when I was young - the best thing I ever learned.

like I told my son, lick from the bottom until you can't go any further. X marks the spot. it's not rocket science. you don't even have to find the exact spot as the basic area works. Or just lick till you get the most squirms
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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Elysa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:15 pm

mx6 wrote:
Thank you, I had training with another man who made it much bigger, now I need help with what to do with it. The girls all run a mile when they see it, so it's nice that it's big, but what is it for?

PS I have now tried using it to clear blocked drains. This worked well until it got stuck. Please send help quicktime, my batteries are running low.



Max, my toilet is backed up again. Would you mind...

I know it's asking a lot for you to fúck my toilet but I really appreciate it.

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Elysa » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:16 pm

Lady J 624 wrote:Image



This kills me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:48 pm

Elysa wrote:
Lady J 624 wrote:Image



This kills me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


You have a dark sense of humour.

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:57 pm

Elysa wrote:
mx6 wrote:
Thank you, I had training with another man who made it much bigger, now I need help with what to do with it. The girls all run a mile when they see it, so it's nice that it's big, but what is it for?

PS I have now tried using it to clear blocked drains. This worked well until it got stuck. Please send help quicktime, my batteries are running low.



Max, my toilet is backed up again. Would you mind...

I know it's asking a lot for you to fúck my toilet but I really appreciate it.


Well sadly it's so huge now that I find this is the only useful thing I can do with it, unless I can find a friendly blue whale. :)

PS I've just discovered a new type of mushroom. If I eat only from the left side it shrinks me penush back to its normal size. I'm so relieved. Sorry about your drains. :(
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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:58 pm

mostirreverent wrote:
juanitodelacruz wrote:Starshine, do you think men are born with an intuitive knowledge of the female anatomy? If the poor blighter doesn't know where it is, did you ever try showing him? I thank Rhoda Rosenthal for this little lesson when I was young - the best thing I ever learned.

like I told my son, lick from the bottom until you can't go any further. X marks the spot. it's not rocket science. you don't even have to find the exact spot as the basic area works. Or just lick till you get the most squirms


Oh that all dads could be that helpful.

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Elysa » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:10 pm

mx6 wrote:
Elysa wrote:
mx6 wrote:
Thank you, I had training with another man who made it much bigger, now I need help with what to do with it. The girls all run a mile when they see it, so it's nice that it's big, but what is it for?

PS I have now tried using it to clear blocked drains. This worked well until it got stuck. Please send help quicktime, my batteries are running low.



Max, my toilet is backed up again. Would you mind...

I know it's asking a lot for you to fúck my toilet but I really appreciate it.


Well sadly it's so huge now that I find this is the only useful thing I can do with it, unless I can find a friendly blue whale. :)

PS I've just discovered a new type of mushroom. If I eat only from the left side it shrinks me penush back to its normal size. I'm so relieved. Sorry about your drains. :(



Forget the drains. If it's back to normal size then fúck me.

I really appreciate it.


:P

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:23 am

Elysa wrote:... then fúck me. I really appreciate it.
:P


Mmmm that was fun, God I love your lithe little body.

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby Elysa » Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:00 am

mx6 wrote:
Elysa wrote:... then fúck me. I really appreciate it.
:P


Mmmm that was fun, God I love your lithe little body.



I'm pretty good at being clumsy. I fall down a lot too.


:P :lol: :?

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Re: Penish enlargement exercises

Postby mx6 » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:29 am

Elysa wrote:
mx6 wrote:
Elysa wrote:... then fúck me. I really appreciate it.
:P


Mmmm that was fun, God I love your lithe little body.



I'm pretty good at being clumsy. I fall down a lot too.


:P :lol: :?


That wonderful falling feeling as you cum! :) I'm glad you do it a lot. But not enough with me.


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