Watching guys urinate

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HampshireBoy
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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby HampshireBoy » Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:31 pm

Frankly I would be more interested in how women urinate without squatting or sitting on the throne or using a funnel adaptive device.
Then too with men that hose does not stream but more sprays - use an UV light to see the overspray so don't urinate with the seat down
and afterward put the seat back down clean without the residue - common courtesy toilet science 101.
While golden showers maybe sterile to the dispenser - it is not to others.
Women and men should both sit to pee. It would eliminate most cases of urine spatter and messy toilet seats. It would also eliminate those disgusting urinals. Do men really feel comfortable peeing while standing next to each other with their pe.nises hanging out? :oops: :evil:

The way women pee is much nicer and men would possibly find it to be more pleasant. :D
All men need to do is lift the toilet seat and aim properly, I don't find that I have any problem aiming.

I actually find standing up to pee the most comfortable position, far quicker and easier as well. Plus when out walking in the countryside it is easier and neater than potentially squatting down on stinging nettles or pissing all over your underwear or trousers (as a couple of female friends have done).
You could help stabilizer her as she squats to make it easier for her.
I've been there and done that, not the most romantic or erotic experience lol

I was surpriset he first time a friend asked me to help her like that, but other than the potential for embaressment I didn't see anything I shouldn't.

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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby JustMeA007 » Sat Jun 20, 2020 5:13 pm


All men need to do is lift the toilet seat and aim properly, I don't find that I have any problem aiming.

I actually find standing up to pee the most comfortable position, far quicker and easier as well. Plus when out walking in the countryside it is easier and neater than potentially squatting down on stinging nettles or pissing all over your underwear or trousers (as a couple of female friends have done).
You could help stabilizer her as she squats to make it easier for her.
I've been there and done that, not the most romantic or erotic experience lol

I was surpriset he first time a friend asked me to help her like that, but other than the potential for embaressment I didn't see anything I shouldn't.
I never considered it to be a romantic or erotic experience for you but just the exercise of a basic bodily function. For a woman, having a guy watch is not sexually exciting and does not hinder the ability to urinate. Can guys always say the same about having a woman watching them?
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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby HampshireBoy » Sun Jun 21, 2020 2:55 pm


All men need to do is lift the toilet seat and aim properly, I don't find that I have any problem aiming.

I actually find standing up to pee the most comfortable position, far quicker and easier as well. Plus when out walking in the countryside it is easier and neater than potentially squatting down on stinging nettles or pissing all over your underwear or trousers (as a couple of female friends have done).
You could help stabilizer her as she squats to make it easier for her.
I've been there and done that, not the most romantic or erotic experience lol

I was surpriset he first time a friend asked me to help her like that, but other than the potential for embaressment I didn't see anything I shouldn't.
I never considered it to be a romantic or erotic experience for you but just the exercise of a basic bodily function. Having a guy watch is not sexually exciting and does not hinder the ability to urinate. Can guys always say the same about having a woman watching them?
To be honest I've never found it a turn on if a woman wanted to see me urinate. If she wants to see my C*** for other reasons that is a different matter. :D

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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby Mac » Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:33 pm


All men need to do is lift the toilet seat and aim properly, I don't find that I have any problem aiming.

I actually find standing up to pee the most comfortable position, far quicker and easier as well. Plus when out walking in the countryside it is easier and neater than potentially squatting down on stinging nettles or pissing all over your underwear or trousers (as a couple of female friends have done).
You could help stabilizer her as she squats to make it easier for her.
I've been there and done that, not the most romantic or erotic experience lol

I was surpriset he first time a friend asked me to help her like that, but other than the potential for embaressment I didn't see anything I shouldn't.
I never considered it to be a romantic or erotic experience for you but just the exercise of a basic bodily function. Having a guy watch is not sexually exciting and does not hinder the ability to urinate. Can guys always say the same about having a woman watching them?
To be honest I've never found it a turn on if a woman wanted to see me urinate. If she wants to see my C*** for other reasons that is a different matter. :D
Women can do it discretely without exposing anything but men can't do the same.
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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby sparkysxx » Fri Sep 11, 2020 12:15 am

I'd be fine with a girl watching me do that, not sure what she would get out of it, but everyone likes different things.

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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby sandishore » Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:21 pm

Not interested in watching men urinate. Just interested in watching women.
We do have beautiful bodies.
....and wee!

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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby Mac » Tue Dec 01, 2020 2:36 am

I can't understand what is so facinating about watching men urinate. I agree that it would be much nicer if guys would sit to pee. They might also find it to be a more pleasant experience to justify taking a little longer.
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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby DavyJ » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:25 am

A friend of mine who went through military survival training told me that it is okay to drink pee, once or twice, if water is scarce, but I don’t think I could bring myself to do that. She said it was just a bit salty. :D
As for a golden shower, I have never experienced that fetish. But it sounds interesting.
My first wife and I often played "pee games" in the shower. Of course I had a big advantage because it was much easier for me to spray her. So periodically she would insist on payback so I had to lie down in the tub so she could stand over me. Of course she aimed for my face, so I decided I ought to taste it, and your friend is right, its really no big deal; just a bit bitter and salty. So this became a pretty regular routine, and in due course I could swallow a pretty large amount without any problem.

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Re: Watching guys urinate

Postby HampshireBoy » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:24 pm

I can't understand what is so facinating about watching men urinate. I agree that it would be much nicer if guys would sit to pee. They might also find it to be a more pleasant experience to justify taking a little longer.
If I get up during the night to pee I'll often not turn the bathroom light on (so I don't wake up too much) and therefore sit down to avoid making a mess in the dark. It isn't any more (or less) pleasant but does take longer if you are fully dressed.


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