Get me off of here!

Keep out STUPID ZONE These posts although amusing belong no where else
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Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:01 pm

I'm wasting so much time on FF!!!!!!!
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Attributed to Margaret Atwood.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby HoneyBunch » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:18 am

You are not alone. Most people are. Lol.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby Elysa » Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:26 am

You're doing it wrong, seeemilyplay

Only come here selectively. Example: I come here during weekly directors meetings, lectures, etc at work. They are so very boring as fucck. When I'm sitting in a meeting or lecture I've heard a million times over, everyone thinks I'm typing in my Evernote. Nope! I'm talking about scrotums and the fine art of giving head. Vaginas, tits and nipples. I'm an insomniac so 2AM is good time to come here to get my mind off whatever it's racing on. Also, most of my posts have been during potty time. :lol:

Mosti and Max gets the best of me while I pee. 8)

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Mon Sep 25, 2017 4:50 pm

Mosti and Max gets the best of me while I pee.
That's blatant chumming.
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Attributed to Margaret Atwood.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby Elysa » Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:35 pm

Mosti and Max gets the best of me while I pee.
That's blatant chumming.
Just think though, every time you read one of my posts you get to ask yourself.. Did she type before or after trickle?

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby Lady J 624 » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:01 pm

I agree with Elysa, you must limit yourself to when you truly need a dose of ridiculous. I also post from the toilet often, but I'm usually doing it to hide from the kids. I really should get a fluffy toilet seat cover to improve the experience.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:07 pm

limit yourself to when you truly need a dose of ridiculous
OMG I don't know why but that had me in stitches.
Thanks for the laugh Lady J, I really needed it. xxx Em
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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby mx6 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 7:47 am

Mosti and Max gets the best of me while I pee.
That's blatant chumming.
What Elysa doesn't realise (until now) is that I'm also on the loo. Some of our best exchanges have been when we were both naked!

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby Elysa » Wed Sep 27, 2017 9:19 am

I agree with Elysa, you must limit yourself to when you truly need a dose of ridiculous.
Yep

I always associated this place on par with reading a cereal box or gossiping. You won't get anything out of it, oh what the hell.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:45 pm

Fuçk, I've just been on and off of here for the last four hours!
I think I need some cold turkey.
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Attributed to Margaret Atwood.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby happygirl » Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:52 pm

You were just warming up :wink:
:bighug:

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:38 pm

You were just warming up :wink:
You were just warming me up.
Bad Happy Girl.
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But seriously, I need to find a way to stop this morning addiction!
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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby happygirl » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:18 pm

You were just warming up :wink:
You were just warming me up.
Bad Happy Girl.
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But seriously, I need to find a way to stop this morning addiction!
Haha I'm an angel ;)
You love it lol
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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby Elysa » Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:53 pm

It's gone from weird to weirder and has now moved on to disturbing.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby emilycurious » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:23 pm

I managed a week off, but I was completely pre-occupied, and now I've just spent two hours trawling through crap and replying to it in the same vein.
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Attributed to Margaret Atwood.

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby pessimist_amy » Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:47 am

Image
tick tock goes the clock,
now summer's gone away

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby cba2018 » Wed Apr 11, 2018 2:40 pm

Doctor asks patient:
- Smoke?
- Yeah!
- Drink?
- Yeah!
- Well, what do you want then?
- Baba!

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Re: Get me off of here!

Postby table » Wed May 26, 2021 8:10 pm

I'm wasting so much time on FF!!!!!!!
Nobody does that any longer.


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