Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:13 am

Penguins live in Elysa's freezer.

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Postby Lady J 624 » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:36 pm

Zilt has already started baking his Christmas cookies. He only has 5,486 cookies left to bake.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:01 pm

Lady J 624 put caviar in a fish tank to see if the eggs would hatch.

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Postby Lady J 624 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:28 pm

Zilt likes to tear the heads of crayfish off before he cooks them. He doesn't want them to see their demise coming.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:33 pm

Lady J 624 made omelettes using shark eggs.

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Postby Lady J 624 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:27 am

Zilt is adamant that riding an emu while intoxicated is not a criminal offense.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:29 pm

Lady J 624 invented graffiti proof walls.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:15 am

Zilt uses a laser leveler to get his hair just right
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Elysa » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:01 pm

Lady J used to work for NASA but quit after they removed the soda machine from the break room.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:28 pm

Elysa has discovered that orange marmalade is great for her skin.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Tue Oct 24, 2017 3:34 am

Lady J 624 carves ice sculptures using dry ice.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:06 pm

Zilt prefers to do his aerobics in mud.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Jean-Louise » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:28 pm

Lady J 624 wrote:Zilt prefers to do his aerobics in mud.


Lady J really does look like her logo photo.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:35 pm

Jean likes to blast DMX on her way to work in the morning. It really sets her up for a successful day of not taking S*** from anybody.
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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Jean-Louise » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:51 pm

Lady J 624 wrote:Jean likes to blast DMX on her way to work in the morning. It really sets her up for a successful day of not taking S*** from anybody.


Lady J never sings out of tune.


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