Rush hour road rage

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Rush hour road rage

Postby Astrid » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:06 am

What's your go to move or use of profanity when you're stuck for ages in traffic with the worst drivers?

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby GenericUsername8 » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:35 am

I'm usually yelling my lungs out but never honk on the horn or yell out the window. I don't drive at rush hour becsuse I work in hospitality but I still get wriled up.
Usually stuff like:
"Use your indicator!"
"That's not a gap, it's a following distance!"
"Use your indicator!"
"Pick a lane and stay in it!"
"Use your indicator!"
"Learn how to use a roundabout!"
"Use your f***ing indicator!"
"Atleast drive the speed limit!"
"I'm already speeding what more so you want!"
"Please use your indicators!"

Stuff like that.
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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby Astrid » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:38 am

GenericUsername8 wrote:I'm usually yelling my lungs out but never honk on the horn or yell out the window. I don't drive at rush hour becsuse I work in hospitality but I still get wriled up.
Usually stuff like:
"Use your indicator!"
"That's not a gap, it's a following distance!"
"Use your indicator!"
"Pick a lane and stay in it!"
"Use your indicator!"
"Learn how to use a roundabout!"
"Use your f***ing indicator!"
"Atleast drive the speed limit!"
"I'm already speeding what more so you want!"
"Please use your indicators!"

Stuff like that.


You're very polite with your road rage :clap:

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby goldenbear » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:02 pm

Astrid wrote:What's your go to move or use of profanity when you're stuck for ages in traffic with the worst drivers?

Screaming "F V C K!!! F V CK YOU MOTHER F V CKERS!! GET OFF THE ROAD you B I TCH ASS F CKs!" accompanied by pounding the steering wheel very hard.

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby goldenbear » Mon Apr 18, 2016 6:16 pm

No one else has road rage?

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby zilt » Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:57 am

Most of my road rage is limited to a particular road, how is it that 90% of the people driving on it fail to notice the sign that indicates they've entered an 80 zone?

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby Astrid » Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:32 pm

zilt wrote:Most of my road rage is limited to a particular road, how is it that 90% of the people driving on it fail to notice the sign that indicates they've entered an 80 zone?


How to you express your road rage?

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby zilt » Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:04 am

Astrid wrote:
zilt wrote:Most of my road rage is limited to a particular road, how is it that 90% of the people driving on it fail to notice the sign that indicates they've entered an 80 zone?


How to you express your road rage?


I usually just curse under my breath, asking the person in front "Can't you see the sign?"

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby Astrid » Mon Apr 25, 2016 6:19 pm

Im pretty well practiced in the art of road rage, you have to be in this city. I flip off, I yell and I honk at the appropriate times. My point is I always know how to respond to a dick driver. What I haven't figured out is how to react to the creepers at red lights. They're pulled up next to me and I can't go anywhere. If they're sitting there oggling, or worse trying to get my attention I just look straight ahead. I hate that. There's got to be a better way to respond to it. I can't flip them off or be aggressive because frankly they might get out of their car and do something nuts. People are crazy. But maybe like a cold glare or something.

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby goldenbear » Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:38 pm

Astrid wrote:Im pretty well practiced in the art of road rage, you have to be in this city. I flip off, I yell and I honk at the appropriate times. My point is I always know how to respond to a dick driver. What I haven't figured out is how to react to the creepers at red lights. They're pulled up next to me and I can't go anywhere. If they're sitting there oggling, or worse trying to get my attention I just look straight ahead. I hate that. There's got to be a better way to respond to it. I can't flip them off or be aggressive because frankly they might get out of their car and do something nuts. People are crazy. But maybe like a cold glare or something.

For the ogling type any reaction is a win. Probably best off with the ignoring. You must be a looker to get ogled at stop lights! Can't remember that last lady I bothered to ogle in traffic.

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Re: Rush hour road rage

Postby goldenbear » Wed Apr 27, 2016 8:42 pm

Had a good road rage yesterday when an IDIOT turned from the left lane across the right lane (going in same direction) with no blinker. BURN! What the is wrong with people?!


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