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Nude man charged with having sex with table

Postby jenny247 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:25 pm

Haven't laughed out loud in work for ages, lets Bleet about him!!! What a C*** flipping a table over and giving it the stiff one eye!!! outside where his neighbors could see, at least bring the table inside

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2 :lol:

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Postby tittiesandbeer » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:44 pm

what ever gives you wood,but in the garden,lol,i wonder if he had stockings on the legs and a big fatass thong on it. :lol:
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Postby Hallie-Mae » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:55 am

"Art Price Jr: alleged table-sexer"

LMFAO

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Postby MrBald » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:23 pm

What's wrong with you guys and gals have you never fell in love with a table before!!!!!?????? :roll: :lol:

anyway...I've heard loads of stories of these "types" of whatever they f**king are

another fukwit that likes sex with what we class as "non sexual" objects

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

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Re: Nude man charged with having sex with table

Postby beautifulsunset » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:09 pm

jenny247 wrote:Haven't laughed out loud in work for ages, lets Bleet about him!!! What a C*** flipping a table over and giving it the stiff one eye!!! outside where his neighbors could see, at least bring the table inside

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=130090&in_page_id=2 :lol:


that was funny. It made me laugh too

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Postby boingo » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:25 am

Was it consensual sex with the table? :lol:
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Postby franfran » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:41 pm

Was it a wooden or a plastic table? Somehow I don't think that would be a good place to have splinters!
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Postby boingo » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:08 am

I'm sure a plastic one could do some damage too at the seams where it was molded(spelling?).

I wonder if it was an outdoor table with the round hole for an umbrella, or something else. :lol:
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Postby TwistedMind » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:23 pm

lol :lol:

These stories are very disturbing.

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Postby stevie666 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:25 am

hope the table was the proper age to have sex

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Postby Lena » Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:56 pm

Fred 75 must have been very horny
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Postby mogadishu » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:22 pm

Lena wrote:Fred 75 must have been very horny


Hopefully he can drop his resentment toward women now that he's found his dream partner.

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Postby salinger » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:27 pm

A trip to Ikea must be like going to a strip club for that guy.

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Postby salinger » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:28 pm

there was a guy who got done for sexing a bicycle, too. Did you hear about that one.

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Postby salinger » Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:29 pm

What's the sexiest table? For me - antique, MILF!


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