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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Mac » Sun Sep 22, 2013 2:07 am

jinjin wrote:Sometime a woman has to do it. You use your fingers to spread the labia then pee into a cup and hand the cup over to the doctor's nurse.

I don't stand to do that - just have to spread my legs and keep the cup out of the water.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby franfran » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:00 pm

I did this morning in the shower.....
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby JustMeA007 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:51 am

don't have any desire to stand. :D
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby mostirreverent » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:17 am

franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....


hehehehe

some women only do that when they are alone

can be fun with morning wood too. "Hey look at me!"
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby jinjin » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:28 am

Apparently one woman was caught of camera doing it standing and the guy who saw it watched in amazement.

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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby JustMeA007 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:38 am

mostirreverent wrote:
franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....


hehehehe

some women only do that when they are alone

can be fun with morning wood too. "Hey look at me!"

Rather difficult to do that.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby JustMeA007 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:41 am

.........................duplicate sorry......................................
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby mostirreverent » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:43 am

JustMeA007 wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:
franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....


hehehehe

some women only do that when they are alone

can be fun with morning wood too. "Hey look at me!"

Rather difficult to do that.

just relax. do it when camping too
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby Mac » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:47 am

franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....

Easy to do it there. Don't have to direct the pee or worry
about getting it all over you.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby JustMeA007 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:48 pm

Mac wrote:
franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....

Easy to do it there.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby mostirreverent » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:23 am

JustMeA007 wrote:
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franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....

Easy to do it there. Don't have to direct the pee or worry
about getting it all over you.

That can even be said for men who sit to pee. I have become so content with sitting (except in the shower) that I no longer even think of standing.

Having such a fun thing as a C*** and standing to pee are the hallmarks of manhood. That and jumping on full juice containers, probably for the same reason.

When you masturbate, do you pull it back between your legs, and light candles too
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby jinjin » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:54 pm

In Sweden, they want to ban urinal so that you will need to sit to pee. They claim that it is healthier for a man’s prostate and it can lead to a longer and healthier sex life.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby JustMeA007 » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:35 am

mostirreverent wrote:
JustMeA007 wrote:
Mac wrote:
franfran wrote:I did this morning in the shower.....

Easy to do it there.

That can even be said for men who sit to pee.

Having such a fun thing as a C*** and standing to pee are the hallmarks of manhood. That and jumping on full juice containers, probably for the same reason.

When you masturbate, do you light candles too
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby mostirreverent » Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:19 am

jinjin wrote:In Sweden, they want to ban urinal so that you will need to sit to pee. They claim that it is healthier for a man’s prostate and it can lead to a longer and healthier sex life.

I read that. forgot how I felt about what they said. I'm sure you C*** stops working before the squirting mechanism does, so I's sticking with standing, and aiming a urinal cakes.
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Re: Who here has ever pissed standing up?

Postby jinjin » Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:19 am

I though urinals now are waterless and no longer use a urinal cake.
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