James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

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James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:28 pm

No, not this one.

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He was "seen" with this woman Shanti Lowry back in 2007. They attended the "By The Way" screening in July 2012.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:31 pm

I mean really, why would anyone want to date a guy who had tongued and dry humped his sister on the red carpet and countless magazine spreads?

I mean what do you do when you are making out? Hey honey, am I as good as your sister? OMG, I think I am going to be sick!

Loving your snark by the OP, heh!

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:35 pm

that poor guy just does not look good at all. that hat and white shirt make him look paler and older than he should. gotta wonder what is going on w/ him.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:40 pm

Guest wrote:I mean really, why would anyone want to date a guy who had tongued and dry humped his sister on the red carpet and countless magazine spreads?

I mean what do you do when you are making out? Hey honey, am I as good as your sister? OMG, I think I am going to be sick!

Loving your snark by the OP, heh!


Thanks :) Look at his scruffy Brad-like beard. It's hard to believe he was trying to impress this woman.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:44 pm

Guest wrote:No, not this one.

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He was "seen" with this woman Shanti Lowry back in 2007. They attended the "By The Way" screening in July 2012.

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Those pictures of the Ho and James always reminds me just how sick the Loons are---not a one of them find anything wrong with this relationship. They think it is normal---maybe in a Loon family but not the real world and yes I love my brother dearly but not like that.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby OHNOSHEDIDN'T! » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:53 pm

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. This guys eyes, scare the beejesus out of me. There's just something that just screams "perv"......

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby ShowerCryJolie » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:59 pm

It always creeps me out how much he looks like Jolie, even after her plastic surgery. It looks like they've (or just one) tried to make themselves look alike, ugh.
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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:06 pm

She should get James the surgery she had for the crazy bug eyes but they will still come out sometimes.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:25 pm

Who wouldn't want to go out with him? The anticipation of what attention grabbing outfit he will wear must be a turn on.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Faery » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:33 pm

Damn. He's creepier looking then jolie!!!
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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Mac and P » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:35 pm

She is an upgrade.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:37 pm

I thought he got married or was engaged or something?

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:46 pm

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He's a chick magnet.

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby kittypurry » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:47 pm

Guest wrote:Who wouldn't want to go out with him? The anticipation of what attention grabbing outfit he will wear must be a turn on.

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Now I have long been a fan of the smurfsuit, but I have never been treated to the Mr TightyWhitey outfit before!
Guest, I thank you for bringing such splendour to my laptop. :worship: I am overcome...

The question which now must be asked, however, is did he actually buy this charming costume in white AND blue - or did he inadvertently pour bleach in the washing machine instead of Daz?!

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Re: James Haven is back with his old girlfriend!

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:52 pm

kittypurry wrote:
Guest wrote:Who wouldn't want to go out with him? The anticipation of what attention grabbing outfit he will wear must be a turn on.

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Now I have long been a fan of the smurfsuit, but I have never been treated to the Mr TightyWhitey outfit before!
Guest, I thank you for bringing such splendour to my laptop. :worship: I am overcome...

The question which now must be asked, however, is did he actually buy this charming costume in white AND blue - or did he inadvertently pour bleach in the washing machine instead of Daz?!


You are welcome, glad you enjoy the fashion sense of James Heaven as I do. The white outfit always reminds me of Woody Allen's sperm in Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex. James has SEX written all over him!
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