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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby zilt » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:28 am

There are other uses for tampons too - plugging a nose bleed for one.
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby mostirreverent » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:44 am

I hate buying pads. there are toooooo many choices between size, flow, and wing types.
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby Captain » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:02 am

pads are gross anyway
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby Denny916 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:26 am

:shock:

They probably would, unless you accidentally blow your own hands off in the process. The police will be round to see you early tomorrow morning by the way.
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby zilt » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:03 pm

Until recently people would have said that only women can give birth, but thanks to advances in medical science, it is now possible for men to "be with child."

Although they can do it, one job men really should not do is pole dancing, I've seen it in a movie, and it really is something best left to women.

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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby C.G. » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:43 pm

Until recently people would have said that only women can give birth, but thanks to advances in medical science, it is now possible for men to "be with child."

Although they can do it, one job men really should not do is pole dancing, I've seen it in a movie, and it really is something best left to women.
Oh I don't know, there was the Deuce Bigalow movie thing. I thought it was kind of cute. ;)
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby jinjin » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:35 pm

Maybe...

1. Cross-dress at work.
2. Sell sex toys and provide live demonstration on the use of the sex toys.

No big deal. At least they can pole dance.

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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby zilt » Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:45 am

I guess it's ok if the man is wearing men's clothes, in the movie I saw a male stripper was pole dancing while wearing lady's underwear and high heels. (Don't ask me the name of the movie, I forget what it's called now, although I can tell you it was a French movie,.)

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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby franfran » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:58 am

Until recently people would have said that only women can give birth, but thanks to advances in medical science, it is now possible for men to "be with child."

Although they can do it, one job men really should not do is pole dancing, I've seen it in a movie, and it really is something best left to women.
Oh I don't know, there was the Deuce Bigalow movie thing. I thought it was kind of cute. ;)
I have a DVD of that somewhere.....
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby KiltyCol » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:35 pm

:shock:

They probably would, unless you accidentally blow your own hands off in the process. The police will be round to see you early tomorrow morning by the way.
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Re: Jobs a woman or man can't do

Postby franfran » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:46 am

Although they can do it, one job men really should not do is pole dancing, I've seen it in a movie, and it really is something best left to women.
I did see a man poledance once and it was hilariously funny. He was the licensee of the pub (in case you were wondering if it was just someone who had too many drinks) and he went up on the stage because none of the people there were paying attention to the dancer.
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