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by kinghelfer
Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:50 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: TV drama series
Replies: 9
Views: 167

Re: TV drama series

Make an eight hour long film and nobody would go to see it. Split it into eight one hour segments and people will binge watch it the whole way through.... :P
by kinghelfer
Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:45 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: SWP
Replies: 52
Views: 959

Re: SWP

I would insist on taking my own notes and do them at my own speed. This restores the balance of power in the room in your favour and the "Chair" has no choice but to agree. In the days of written statement taking by the police, the officer doing the writing would ask the suspect to stop ta...
by kinghelfer
Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:54 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Speeding ticket
Replies: 46
Views: 687

Re: Speeding ticket

Lady J 624 wrote:
mx6 wrote:
Lady J 624 wrote:Just don't throw it in a bog :hand:


Why not? Sounds like you have less satisfactory experience! :shock:


The acidity in bogs preserves bodies


Correct - just ask Tollund man. You need pigs for disposal of a body.... :shh:
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Speeding ticket
Replies: 46
Views: 687

Re: Speeding ticket

Lucylastic wrote:
kinghelfer wrote:
Calm down dear - he has 28days to provide his details..... :whistle:


So they could get his letter and sit on it for 28 days.


Like they did with his NIP? :shh:
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:54 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Speeding ticket
Replies: 46
Views: 687

Re: Speeding ticket

Be aware that if you fail to give the information requested that in itself is an offence. What is the date on the document they have sent? In law putting a document in the post counts as serving it. You don't need to be able to prove it actually arrived at the destination providing you can prove it...
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:50 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Only Dave now.
Replies: 5
Views: 152

Re: Only Dave now.

There 'aint no pleasin' you.... :P
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:42 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Only Dave now.
Replies: 5
Views: 152

Re: Only Dave now.

We need a campaign on the sosh meeeds to get snooker loopy to number one now.... :dance:
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:51 pm
Forum: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Section
Topic: Well look at that...
Replies: 121
Views: 4179

Re: Well look at that...

FF doesn't owe the ho ANYTHING. She's an AMERICAN and she doesn't even LIVE in England. But you can be SURE she's got Brit lawyers working to hassle FF. And, I'm pretty sure FF has been taking payola AS WELL. Just see how Kinghelfer dodged all the questions about whether or not he had been 'collabo...
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:37 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Speeding ticket
Replies: 46
Views: 687

Re: Speeding ticket

I’ve tried Googling this but can’t seem to get a definitive answer. How soon after the offence to they have to inform you? I have just had a ticket exactly a month after, but I have read that they have to inform you after two weeks otherwise it is not valid. Notice of Intended Prosecution is 14 day...
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:27 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: 'kin neighbours
Replies: 27
Views: 442

Re: 'kin neighbours

Never lived in a flat. You want to try sharing a house with a bunch of strangers. I once had to poop in a carrier bag because I was so desperate to go to the loo but couldn't get into the one bathroom. When I worked on the tunnel we'd get a couple of days notice to tidy up because some VIP was comi...
by kinghelfer
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:17 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Speeding ticket
Replies: 46
Views: 687

Re: Speeding ticket

I’ve tried Googling this but can’t seem to get a definitive answer. How soon after the offence to they have to inform you? I have just had a ticket exactly a month after, but I have read that they have to inform you after two weeks otherwise it is not valid. Notice of Intended Prosecution is 14 day...
by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:56 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: My husband's new toy
Replies: 27
Views: 1552

Re: My husband's new toy

I don't think he was hiding it from you, he was hiding it from the shame of other people finding out if you knew. When women have a play its sexy, when a man does it he's just a wa n ker, more so to other men who are all doing it themselves. A man's life is full of macho double standards :shh: Well...
by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: My husband's new toy
Replies: 27
Views: 1552

Re: My husband's new toy

I don't think he was hiding it from you, he was hiding it from the shame of other people finding out if you knew. When women have a play its sexy, when a man does it he's just a wanker, more so to other men who are all doing it themselves. A man's life is full of macho double standards :shh:
by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Things you WOULDN'T buy onli.ne
Replies: 18
Views: 367

Re: Things you WOULDN'T buy onli.ne

Some of the pet supply shops I buy from also sell livestock on line, offering specialist next day or even same day delivery but I just don't like the sound of it meself.... :hand:
by kinghelfer
Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Irritated
Replies: 103
Views: 1481

Re: Irritated

I sometimes have to sit through training videos about cyclists in London, they should have kept Boris's Zill lanes from the Olympics for them. Then again they still wouldn't have been happy - maybe one day in the month we should be allowed to swipe as many off the road as we can but to make it safer...

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