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by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:56 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: My husband's new toy
Replies: 27
Views: 1186

Re: My husband's new toy

I don't think he was hiding it from you, he was hiding it from the shame of other people finding out if you knew. When women have a play its sexy, when a man does it he's just a wa n ker, more so to other men who are all doing it themselves. A man's life is full of macho double standards :shh: Well...
by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:22 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: My husband's new toy
Replies: 27
Views: 1186

Re: My husband's new toy

I don't think he was hiding it from you, he was hiding it from the shame of other people finding out if you knew. When women have a play its sexy, when a man does it he's just a wanker, more so to other men who are all doing it themselves. A man's life is full of macho double standards :shh:
by kinghelfer
Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:09 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Things you WOULDN'T buy onli.ne
Replies: 18
Views: 359

Re: Things you WOULDN'T buy onli.ne

Some of the pet supply shops I buy from also sell livestock on line, offering specialist next day or even same day delivery but I just don't like the sound of it meself.... :hand:
by kinghelfer
Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:13 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Irritated
Replies: 103
Views: 1415

Re: Irritated

I sometimes have to sit through training videos about cyclists in London, they should have kept Boris's Zill lanes from the Olympics for them. Then again they still wouldn't have been happy - maybe one day in the month we should be allowed to swipe as many off the road as we can but to make it safer...
by kinghelfer
Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Irritated
Replies: 103
Views: 1415

Re: Irritated

I dont get sick usually and dont like calling in if I am but today I woke up with a throbing headache that wouldnt quit. Felt really nauseous. All I did was sleep really. I thought it was due to the hours Ive been putting in but now believe its the smoke. A few hours ago around 10 pm there were a f...
by kinghelfer
Sun Jul 15, 2018 10:41 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The World Cup
Replies: 308
Views: 3757

Re: The World Cup

So is the England flag racist again now? Asking for a friend :wink:
by kinghelfer
Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:41 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Anal licking
Replies: 137
Views: 11839

Re: Anal licking

This may be weired question. Do women like to do anal licking for their man? I did it today to my man :tounge: good updates :) It is rimming and it is common among love making couples. It has been become one of the usual activity of sex. Jaysus wept...... :doh: One person with three usernames havin...
by kinghelfer
Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:34 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The World Cup
Replies: 308
Views: 3757

Re: The World Cup

I drove past Elland Road on sunday on the way into Leeds. Every time I see the place it reminds me of why I don't have anything to do with football...... :hand: Football grounds in the past were generally built in working class and somewhat rough areas of cities in towns as that was where the fan b...
by kinghelfer
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:36 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The World Cup
Replies: 308
Views: 3757

Re: The World Cup

The next one is in 3 countries isn't it? USA, Mexico, Canada? Yes it is. And 48 teams to boot. So I suppose having England, Scotland and Wales as hosts would be workable given that a precedent has already been set. There's 3 big stadiums in Glasgow plus Murrayfield in Edinburgh. Cardiff and Twicken...
by kinghelfer
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:32 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Trump's visit to the UK
Replies: 60
Views: 1041

Re: Trump's visit to the UK

Piers Moron‏ Tweeted:

*NEW: If Obama was still President & someone suggested flying a giant black baby balloon over Parliament, @SadiqKhan would brand it racist & offensive, and stop it.
This Trump balloon is a hypocritical disgrace.


Innit :P
by kinghelfer
Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Lewis Hamilton
Replies: 45
Views: 666

Re: Lewis Hamilton

If he had managed to win the British Grand Prix, and let's remember Formula One is second only to football in the TV viewers' affections..... What about Cricket, Tennis and Curling (one out) ...... :?: Bog snorkelling. Big in Llanwrtwd Wells. I'd quite like them to televise cheese rolling or The Ba...
by kinghelfer
Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The weather (in the UK)
Replies: 87
Views: 1534

Re: The weather (in the UK)

Chudleigh wrote:
kinghelfer wrote:I'm going to have to take my car to work today - It's not turned a wheel since the sun came out and passing children are building sandcastles on it.... :shock:


What do you drive?


Just an old Vauhall these days....
by kinghelfer
Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Arty crafty things
Replies: 47
Views: 941

Re: Arty crafty things

I quite like painting Image Handy for spraytans.... :P
by kinghelfer
Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:53 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The Thai Cave boys
Replies: 60
Views: 897

Re: The Thai Cave boys

I saw some of this on TV for the first time yesterday - they had the Hausherr's in there trimming off the difficult bits - the feckers will be walking out after that..... :dance:
by kinghelfer
Mon Jul 09, 2018 1:44 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The weather (in the UK)
Replies: 87
Views: 1534

Re: The weather (in the UK)

I'm going to have to take my car to work today - It's not turned a wheel since the sun came out and passing children are building sandcastles on it.... :shock:

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