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by none of the above
Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:25 am
Forum: Games
Topic: What are you thinking about right now?
Replies: 10508
Views: 608970

Re: What are you thinking about right now?

Don't supermarkets sell chalk any more, I'm fed up with people nicking my pastels to write stuff on the kitchen note blackboard. :evil:
by none of the above
Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:22 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?
Replies: 341
Views: 22311

Re: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?

A day for making chutney and pickles.
by none of the above
Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: how do you think you will die?
Replies: 38
Views: 1772

Re: how do you think you will die?

Trying to accommodate an enormous sausage... probably. :piggy:
by none of the above
Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:20 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Yep, this year's gathering is indeed at the Magic Circle building... 8) 8)
by none of the above
Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:15 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Is reality TV Cruel?
Replies: 14
Views: 1615

Re: Is reality TV Cruel?

These programs wouldn't be half so popular if people switched off that tellybox and refused to watch/vote for such nonsense... but they don't. Bread & circuses perhaps... Personally I do find watching paint dry a smidge more interesting, there again that paint splattered canvas will be around a lot ...
by none of the above
Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:55 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Waiting for Jimbo the bus driver to pick us up then us Midland lot are all going over to the Essex group of the A/S for some scoff and boogying. :lol: :dance:
by none of the above
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:09 pm
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

Knob cosy. :lol:
by none of the above
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:07 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?
Replies: 341
Views: 22311

Re: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?

Suitable for ducks and very thirsty people.
by none of the above
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:06 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.
Replies: 10
Views: 882

Re: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.

Dan's been converted to prog rock... :dance: :dance:
by none of the above
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:01 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Female First sex position of the week!
Replies: 14
Views: 915

Re: Female First sex position of the week!

Not enough detail... are we supposed to do this all week or what? Also, in terms of lazy positions I find the "flat on my back asleep" position to be the most agreeable, that constant bouncing about winking looks like far too much hard work. :la: ah, the old jerking off while she is asleep position...
by none of the above
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:56 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Female First sex position of the week!
Replies: 14
Views: 915

Re: Female First sex position of the week!

Not enough detail... are we supposed to do this all week or what? Also, in terms of lazy positions I find the "flat on my back asleep" position to be the most agreeable, that constant bouncing about winking looks like far too much hard work. :la:
by none of the above
Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:51 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.
Replies: 10
Views: 882

Re: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.

I bet Bamber never let the face fuzz get out of hand... Maybe someone will name a band after it like Spock's Beard . :lol: hehe, he really does look like spock. It's nice to see a beard on a guy that is not a scientist or engineer. I remember being in a meeting with some OEM customers, and the woma...
by none of the above
Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:42 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: The last text you sent says?
Replies: 743
Views: 63122

Re: The last text you sent says?

If you're bored tomorrow then some buffering wouldn't go amiss on #6-9.
by none of the above
Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:31 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.
Replies: 10
Views: 882

Re: The Saga of Paxman's Beard.

I bet Bamber never let the face fuzz get out of hand...


Maybe someone will name a band after it like Spock's Beard. :lol:
by none of the above
Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:27 pm
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

Image

:mrgreen:
Cover it up and GTFO.

:hand:

Carry on... if it's on topic. 8)
by none of the above
Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:04 pm
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

Image


:mrgreen:
by none of the above
Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:10 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: FAO Coolman
Replies: 253
Views: 11287

Re: FAO Coolman

Hey Coolie, glad you're getting stuff sorted... well, as much as you can in that situation. :) Too bad there appears to be a few sad an0nymous nutter elements down in that section of the board. Truth is a stranger to such as those unfortunately... I had know about your being a dominatrix, but the o...
by none of the above
Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:56 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Not any more sadly, he was "borrowed" from one of the sheds and went to live in Yorkshire but he'll always have a place here if I pay the ransom. Speaking of lifeless effigies I had the misfortune to meet Peter Andre the other day. :oops: :shock: You poor thing, what an awful experience, hope you h...
by none of the above
Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:48 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: FAO Coolman
Replies: 253
Views: 11287

Re: FAO Coolman

Hey Coolie, glad you're getting stuff sorted... well, as much as you can in that situation. :)


Too bad there appears to be a few sad an0nymous nutter elements down in that section of the board. Truth is a stranger to such as those unfortunately...
by none of the above
Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:32 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: What can you see right now ??
Replies: 2262
Views: 165689

Re: What can you see right now ??

The inhabitants of that nuthouse must get allowed far too much interweb access. :yawn:
by none of the above
Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:59 pm
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

You wouldn't want to be standing under that if it rained. :lol:
by none of the above
Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:56 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: The last text you sent says?
Replies: 743
Views: 63122

Re: The last text you sent says?

He's got it already ta.
by none of the above
Tue Aug 06, 2013 4:47 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: The Last Thing Someone Said to You
Replies: 3616
Views: 272889

Re: The Last Thing Someone Said to You

It must be like a Gollum.
by none of the above
Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:05 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Which?
Replies: 26
Views: 2020

Re: Which?

Image
by none of the above
Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:04 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Nigel's on the tellybox. :mrgreen: Funny you should mention that...you did cross my mind while I was watching it. :lol: Ahh, you remembered... :D :lol: Do you still have him? Not any more sadly, he was "borrowed" from one of the sheds and went to live in Yorkshire but he'll always have a place here...
by none of the above
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:09 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Nigel's on the tellybox. :mrgreen:
Funny you should mention that...you did cross my mind while I was watching it. :lol:

Ahh, you remembered... :D :lol:
by none of the above
Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:10 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Hi
Replies: 11
Views: 936

Re: Hi

:yikes: :patysmile: No it's really good news nota. For me any fun that may have been there a while ago has long gone. It presented me in recent times with daily dilemmas about what to do and with hindsight most of the time I got it somewhere between wrong and very wrong. Far from being upset about ...
by none of the above
Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:37 pm
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

A balanced meal. 8)
by none of the above
Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:30 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Nigel's on the tellybox. :mrgreen:
by none of the above
Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:54 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Hi
Replies: 11
Views: 936

Re: Hi

:yikes: :patysmile:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:55 am
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

Nice bit of meat there... :piggy:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:43 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?
Replies: 341
Views: 22311

Re: What are your thoughts about this weather at the moment?

Excellent weather today... for "working" from home that is. 8)
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:41 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Parsnips
Replies: 16
Views: 943

Re: Parsnips

They are not to be trusted.

Why is that then?? Only I've got some in the cupboard for Sunday dinner... :yikes:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:38 am
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA
Replies: 198
Views: 79104

Re: Giant Cock-ups for NOTA

I hope that wasn't a rude pic... :shock: :whistle:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:26 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Stupid bloody ad on the right
Replies: 56
Views: 4523

Re: Stupid bloody ad on the right

Don't see any ads tbh, if they can't understand the difference between promoting a product/service and getting on people's tits and making the site untidy and difficult then it's all got to go I'm afraid. :doh:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:20 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Marriage at 80
Replies: 10
Views: 454

Re: Marriage at 80

Is this silly? I just went to a wedding...

Yes, very silly... unless there was plenty of food and you made a quick getaway afterwards. :mrgreen:
by none of the above
Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:18 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

The second stage of potential joining into the AS... meet some of the other members on a day out. Luckily for Zera she's so scary no-one over the years ever mistakes that for another sort of offer, must learn how she does that. :laff:
by none of the above
Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:41 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Stupid bloody ad on the right
Replies: 56
Views: 4523

Re: Stupid bloody ad on the right

It's a boy... no news. Calm down dear... :mrgreen:
So why am I still be treated to that fucking, annoying bloody live tv shite in the corner. I think it's finally shut up until I accidentally do something to it.

Must be a special ad just for you. :lol:
by none of the above
Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:56 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: post your random thoughts
Replies: 5352
Views: 176539

Re: post your random thoughts

Second question of conscience... :!: You've gone and gotten religion. :shock: Ahh, the old theothanatology... alas it's almost impossible to fit that in in addition to working, studying and herding about various sullen anklebiters foisted upon me by numbnut local authority workers, almost impossibl...
by none of the above
Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:41 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Just love this stuff
Replies: 36
Views: 2976

Re: Just love this stuff

Yes, and I'm particularly fond of long streaming tendrils of hair lightly streaming and catching on cheeks and soft full lips. I love to see a woman with glancing movements, tentatively moving the hair from their features, beaconing for a soft dragging kiss. I love too, the feel between my fingers ...

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