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by JamesofKent2
Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:21 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Is it snowing?
Replies: 409
Views: 6646

Re: Is it snowing?

I'm glad it's not just me that's snowless..although it's bloody freezing outside.

No obvious snow clouds either.

Kent sees snow coming and scares it away...
by JamesofKent2
Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:49 am
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: kids .........
Replies: 60
Views: 1211

Re: kids .........

I genuinely don't believe you should be allowed to hit your children.

But I am a firm believer in being allowed to smash S*** out of other people's kids.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:42 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The 2010 Members Chit-Chat Christmas Dinner
Replies: 162
Views: 2508

Re: The 2010 Members Chit-Chat Christmas Dinner

Is it organic?
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:39 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The 2010 Members Chit-Chat Christmas Dinner
Replies: 162
Views: 2508

Re: The 2010 Members Chit-Chat Christmas Dinner

Is it too late to choose my meal?
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:36 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Ooooh
Replies: 16
Views: 451

Re: Ooooh

What gingers?!

Where?

Oh...me?
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Ooooh
Replies: 16
Views: 451

Re: Ooooh

Ha...if I turn up smelling of cider it's a scent that is streaming from every pore in my body.

I do not do things by halves.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:31 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: This forum is for inadequte perverts
Replies: 24
Views: 642

Re: This forum is for inadequte perverts

I'm missing him already.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:30 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: Ooooh
Replies: 16
Views: 451

Re: Ooooh

Is about to gatecrash for some lamb...

Does it count if I turn up smelling of cider?
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:20 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: To the pub!
Replies: 12
Views: 320

To the pub!

Apparently there's beer in the pub...and they make it so you can drink it, so I'm not going to disappoint them.

And there's rugby to be watched.

My day could only get better if when I return home Kelly Brook has made me a dinner and is waiting in a paddling pool full of custard with Halle Berry.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 3:13 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: So...any news from you?
Replies: 21
Views: 531

Re: So...any news from you?

It's that old "infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters = Shakespeare" thing isn't it?

Thanks to forums like this, we now know that's not true.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:55 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: The Ashes Thread
Replies: 122
Views: 1842

Re: The Ashes Thread

Nah, they got lucky.

Three hundred times.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:30 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: This forum is for inadequte perverts
Replies: 24
Views: 642

Re: This forum is for

Wow...with your stunning witty comeback you've acchieved your aim. That devastating burst of hilarious putdown has annoyed me.

Oh...no...I lied...not bothered at all.

How old were you when you realised your mother would rather have aborted you?
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:27 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: This forum is for inadequte perverts
Replies: 24
Views: 642

Re: This forum is for

His won't grow until he finds a nice man to hold it for him.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:11 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: This forum is for inadequte perverts
Replies: 24
Views: 642

Re: This forum is for

She must be wasting so much money on heating bills.
by JamesofKent2
Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:55 pm
Forum: Members Chit-Chat
Topic: This forum is for inadequte perverts
Replies: 24
Views: 642

Re: This forum is for

Slightly better, but I'm stil not annoyed...more feeling pity towards you for your lack of ability.

I'm guessing you're very young, and having sexual feelings towards other men. You're confused by this and so need an outlet for your agression.

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