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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Elysa » Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:07 pm

mostirreverent wrote:
Elysa wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:
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A nice tongue can be found on a 170 lbs guy too. I can't get my brain around 300+ lbs. He'll crush you. Then eat you after sex.

Ge't en my belleh!


I haven't been 170lbs since I was 16.

I don't mind a bit of extra, as I love boobs. Though I do like to breath, so am not a fan of thighs that are heavy but too short. A pretty face is usually most important, at least for more than say a weekend


Man, short girls always get the short end of the stick. When a 5'9" chick gains 10 pounds, no one notices. When a 5'2" chick like me gains 10 pounds, guess where it goes. Thigh City Central, sweetheart.

You'd hate my boobs. They're tiny. At least I have nice nipples. :shh:
I don't hate any boobs. It is also about proportion, and yes most importantly, nipples. It's odd, but I've found many a huge boob with small nipples.

Oh, and if I gain 10lbs, it's not like it all goes to my C*** :lol:


LOL. Well, that's too bad. :lol:

My boobs are small, my areolas are big and I'd my nipples are medium. I wouldn't mind if my boobs were just a little bit bigger. But I don't lose sleep over it.

If anything, I'd rather get rid of a couple wrinkles.

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Lady J 624 » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:16 am

I guess its just a continuation of standards, but overweight men probably have a much harder time hooking up than overweight women.

I must confess I saw a guy who was very overweight and the first thought that crossed my mind was, how does the guy even find his dick to pee, let alone have sex. I felt bad for having the thought, but I'm guessing its not an uncommon one among women.

Perhaps its evolutionary. Men are supposed to be fit to provide, and a chubby woman knows where the food is at.
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mostirreverent » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:41 am

Elysa wrote:My boobs are small, my areolas are big and I'd my nipples are medium. I wouldn't mind if my boobs were just a little bit bigger. But I don't lose sleep over it.

If anything, I'd rather get rid of a couple wrinkles.

I think small boobs are nice for nipple play, and large for general grabbing. Oh who am kidding, all nipples are fun.
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Elysa » Sat Sep 09, 2017 7:17 am

mostirreverent wrote:
Elysa wrote:My boobs are small, my areolas are big and I'd my nipples are medium. I wouldn't mind if my boobs were just a little bit bigger. But I don't lose sleep over it.

If anything, I'd rather get rid of a couple wrinkles.

I think small boobs are nice for nipple play, and large for general grabbing. Oh who am kidding, all nipples are fun.



:lol: Boob man.

I remember that thread about women who don't wear bras when they exercise. Or men who stare at them....something like that.

I can imagine the look on your face seeing a woman's breasts bouncing up and down while they're jogging. I think I'd start cracking up. I love guys with a sense of humor like that.

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mostirreverent » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:02 am

Elysa wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:
Elysa wrote:My boobs are small, my areolas are big and I'd my nipples are medium. I wouldn't mind if my boobs were just a little bit bigger. But I don't lose sleep over it.

If anything, I'd rather get rid of a couple wrinkles.

I think small boobs are nice for nipple play, and large for general grabbing. Oh who am kidding, all nipples are fun.



:lol: Boob man.

I remember that thread about women who don't wear bras when they exercise. Or men who stare at them....something like that.

I can imagine the look on your face seeing a woman's breasts bouncing up and down while they're jogging. I think I'd start cracking up. I love guys with a sense of humor like that.

hehehehe I do love porn clips of busty women on trapolines!

I remember a busty woman looking down at me as I played with her DDDs, just letting them smack together, and he saying,
you're such a boom man" :D That said, there is nothing sexier than a pair of bra-less, perky A-cups in a shear white blouse, with nipples lightly glancing the fabric, announcing their presence
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby emilycurious » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:28 pm

mostirreverent wrote:there is nothing sexier than a pair of bra-less, perky A-cups in a shear white blouse, with nipples lightly glancing the fabric, announcing their presence

Were you at the dog park Friday night?
It was a t not a blouse, and her nipples were doing a lot more than glancing, they were pointing right at me.
Just to bring this back on subject, have you ever noticed that people that take their dogs to the dog park are prone to being fat challenged? Why not walk your damn dog? It benefits both of you...
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mostirreverent » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:03 am

emilycurious wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:there is nothing sexier than a pair of bra-less, perky A-cups in a shear white blouse, with nipples lightly glancing the fabric, announcing their presence

Were you at the dog park Friday night?
It was a t not a blouse, and her nipples were doing a lot more than glancing, they were pointing right at me.
Just to bring this back on subject, have you ever noticed that people that take their dogs to the dog park are prone to being fat challenged? Why not walk your damn dog? It benefits both of you...

I have cats...

Best nipple sighting ever was a women in a soft leather coat, still projecting. And this was from across the street. I cant imagine what they must be like.
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby emilycurious » Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:46 pm

mostirrelevent wrote:Best nipple sighting ever was...

We have an ad running at the mo for a lawyer firm, just a woman talking direct to camera, with nipples on stalks.
I'm trying not to be cynical, but is it deliberate?
(Hmm, on reflection probably not, I watch every-time she comes on but I don't remember their name).
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Jean-Louise » Thu Oct 05, 2017 7:01 pm

Lady J 624 wrote:I guess its just a continuation of standards, but overweight men probably have a much harder time hooking up than overweight women.

I must confess I saw a guy who was very overweight and the first thought that crossed my mind was, how does the guy even find his dick to pee, let alone have sex. I felt bad for having the thought, but I'm guessing its not an uncommon one among women.

Perhaps its evolutionary. Men are supposed to be fit to provide, and a chubby woman knows where the food is at.


I think it depends on just how overweight they are

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Jean-Louise » Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:53 pm

I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mostirreverent » Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:18 am

Jean-Louise wrote:I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.

Some women just prefer penetration. I prefer eating though.
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Elysa » Tue Oct 10, 2017 9:04 am

Jean-Louise wrote:I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.



So what happened with the fat man? Did you shag him?

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby Jean-Louise » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:31 pm

Elysa wrote:
Jean-Louise wrote:I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.



So what happened with the fat man? Did you shag him?


Hell yes. But I was on top. I was not going to let that 300-plus pound cowboy crush my body with his weight.
I rode him like a roller coast, lots of ups and downs. :lol:

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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mostirreverent » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:21 am

Jean-Louise wrote:
Elysa wrote:
Jean-Louise wrote:I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.



So what happened with the fat man? Did you shag him?


Hell yes. But I was on top. I was not going to let that 300-plus pound cowboy crush my body with his weight.
I rode him like a roller coast, lots of ups and downs. :lol:

doggy and scissors works well too.
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Re: Fat challenged

Postby mx6 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:44 am

Jean-Louise wrote:
Elysa wrote:
Jean-Louise wrote:I was reading a post by a guy on another thread.
It’s the only male lament - am I long enough and wide enough to please women.
Again and again and again I say, It is not the length or the width, it is the skill set of the person using his person.
Also, I would rather have a skilled tongue on my clitoris.
Not that I do not like penetration. But men should consider starting with oral set for get a girl warmed up and wet for penetration.



So what happened with the fat man? Did you shag him?


Hell yes. But I was on top. I was not going to let that 300-plus pound cowboy crush my body with his weight.
I rode him like a roller coast, lots of ups and downs. :lol:


Are you glad you did?


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