Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:13 am

Penguins live in Elysa's freezer.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:36 pm

Zilt has already started baking his Christmas cookies. He only has 5,486 cookies left to bake.
"Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam."

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:01 pm

Lady J 624 put caviar in a fish tank to see if the eggs would hatch.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:28 pm

Zilt likes to tear the heads of crayfish off before he cooks them. He doesn't want them to see their demise coming.
"Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam."

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:33 pm

Lady J 624 made omelettes using shark eggs.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:27 am

Zilt is adamant that riding an emu while intoxicated is not a criminal offense.
"Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam."

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby zilt » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:29 pm

Lady J 624 invented graffiti proof walls.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:15 am

Zilt uses a laser leveler to get his hair just right
"Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam."

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Elysa » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:01 pm

Lady J used to work for NASA but quit after they removed the soda machine from the break room.

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Re: Tell a made up lie or story about the person above

Postby Lady J 624 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 1:28 pm

Elysa has discovered that orange marmalade is great for her skin.
"Wish I was an English muffin, 'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam."


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