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Re: Smart Condom

Postby mostirreverent » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:13 am

Starshine wrote:
franfran wrote:
Lady J 624 wrote:Smart Condom


For clever dicks?


It’s good to have you back Fran. Even if we are discussing condoms!

well since her avatar (today) is sporting an umbrella, discussing "raincoats" seems appropriate
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Re: Smart Condom

Postby Elysa » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:49 am

Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.

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Re: Smart Condom

Postby Starshine » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:29 am

Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.


... and risk of being hacked, or crashing!

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Re: Smart Condom

Postby mostirreverent » Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:26 am

Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.

I'm slowing down :)
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Re: Smart Condom

Postby mostirreverent » Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:27 am

Starshine wrote:
Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.


... and risk of being hacked, or crashing!

penis identity theft
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Re: Smart Condom

Postby Elysa » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:40 am

mostirreverent wrote:
Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.

I'm slowing down :)



As in speed or number of women? :lol:

Would you slow down for me? Fúck me nice and slow, wet and slippery inside and out of my throbbing tight little pússy. Every thrust more intense than the last. Each soft pound getting deeper inside me, until my eyes roll back into my head. The feeling of your sensuous hard cóck hitting the bottom of my stomach bringing me to hedonistic pleasure. So much, a tear drop falls out of the corner of my eye and you catch it with a tender kiss. Then you look into my eyes and say......

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Re: Smart Condom

Postby Elysa » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:41 am

mostirreverent wrote:
Starshine wrote:
Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.


... and risk of being hacked, or crashing!

penis identity theft




:lol: :lol: :lol: Detachable penis song again.

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Smart Condom

Postby franfran » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:26 am

Starshine wrote: ... and risk of being hacked


That doesn't sound very nice....
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Re: Smart Condom

Postby mostirreverent » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:35 am

Elysa wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:
Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.

I'm slowing down :)



As in speed or number of women? :lol:

Would you slow down for me? Fúck me nice and slow, wet and slippery inside and out of my throbbing tight little pússy. Every thrust more intense than the last. Each soft pound getting deeper inside me, until my eyes roll back into my head. The feeling of your sensuous hard cóck hitting the bottom of my stomach bringing me to hedonistic pleasure. So much, a tear drop falls out of the corner of my eye and you catch it with a tender kiss. Then you look into my eyes and say......

Oh don't listen to me, just in a funk…

I would slowly and deeply scissor you in a multitude of motions and depths. I might even just slide just the head of my C*** in you, teasing your lips and watching for your look of desirer more. All my kisses are tender. I would eat you up and spit out the bones, but in a nice way. Yum Yum
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