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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby mostirreverent » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:27 am

mostirreverent wrote:
emilycurious wrote:
Gina-G wrote:we had a great sex and pub life...

I'm in a bar right now, I think I'm too drunk to fuçk.
(Sorry, the only reason to post was to get the DK song in there - the Nouvelle Vague cover is also awesome, check it out. I'm going to be drunk posting a lot more, my tinder date didn't show).

try grinder, just for the hell of it :D

you just like bands with female leads that have sexy voices or bra-less tops in concert :D

I cant sit and listen to DK. Rocket from the Tomb is more lyrical
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby emilycurious » Mon Oct 09, 2017 4:32 pm

Grinder is for girls too? See how innocent I am.
And Rocket from the Tomb is pastiche. They are okay at a party, just.
Have you played Moon over Marin? That's probably my third fav of all time (this week).
Find the NV of TDTF is sexy! Makes you want to get drunk and F.
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby mostirreverent » Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:08 am

emilycurious wrote:Grinder is for girls too? See how innocent I am.
And Rocket from the Tomb is pastiche. They are okay at a party, just.
Have you played Moon over Marin? That's probably my third fav of all time (this week).
Find the NV of TDTF is sexy! Makes you want to get drunk and F.

No, I was being funny. thought you could meet a guy that had been stood up too.

good lyrics or not, I'm not a huge fan of a constant wall of sound. Moon over Marin sounds very Pistolesque.

NV of TDTF is sexy, but they seem like they think they are just too hip...Like Nico or the cramps
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Essexmale » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:55 am

Just a shade under 6", about 5 and 14/16ths. Lol.

I'm a real grower not shower though, about 2" normally. Go go gadet willy! Lol.

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Essexmale » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:59 am

christoff83 wrote:
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christoff83 wrote:If people cant post pics here we could always set up a picture board somewhere else

Too late, it's called Tumblr.

Do we have a thread on Tumblr then?


How does one view and post to that?

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Essexmale » Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:03 pm

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Christ that's funny. LOL

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby diana_robertson » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:49 pm

Essexmale wrote:Just a shade under 6", about 5 and 14/16ths. Lol.

I'm a real grower not shower though, about 2" normally. Go go gadet willy! Lol.

Growers can be fun to play with

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby mostirreverent » Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:09 am

Essexmale wrote:
mostirreverent wrote:
sexcare wrote:Penis Enlargement Pump, Cream, Oil, Gels
Although the penis size does not matter still men want to enlarge their penis. The reason to do so might differ from person to person but people do buy penis enlargement pump, penis enlargement cream and penis oil to incr----- e and pick up your Penis enlargement oil in person. So do not wait any longer and place for your order now to get the penis size you want.


In the words of Robert Schimmel, "if penis creams worked, guys would be walking around with Mickey Mouse hands"

Image


Christ that's funny. LOL

look up Robert Schimmel on youtube, he is amazingly funny
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Holdupslover » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:18 pm

I have a 9 and a half inch C*** if anyone wants to know?

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Jean-Louise » Thu Oct 12, 2017 12:06 am

Holdupslover wrote:I have a 9 and a half inch C*** if anyone wants to know?


For year’s I have wondered, how long is Holdupslover’s C***. Please... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby emilycurious » Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:05 pm

Holdupslover wrote:I have a 9 and a half inch

You have two?
I would get one removed, probably the half inch one... unless you are trans, when that would be an awesome cl¡t...

I'm guessing Lover and HoldUp were scraping around the internets and bumped up against "Tit size and c0ck size", and the metrics just spewed out...
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Holdupslover » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:20 am

:D :wink: :tounge:

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Anya.186 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:47 pm

This thread may last forever. :?
I used to know everything.

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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby mostirreverent » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:15 am

Anya.186 wrote:This thread may last forever. :?

Unlike many men
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Re: Tit size and c0ck size

Postby Lady J 624 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:31 am

Anya.186 wrote:This thread may last forever. :?


This is the thread that never ends......
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