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I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Anya.186 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:16 pm

My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?
I used to know everything.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Jean-Louise » Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:56 pm

Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?


Take a chill pill, girlfriend.
Computers are our friends.
Curse the person who created your computer.
But may the computer God, and telephone tech advisers from India, help you to get the computer back up and running.
Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :fight:

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Anya.186 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:47 pm

Jean-Louise wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?


Take a chill pill, girlfriend.
Computers are our friends.
Curse the person who created your computer.
But may the computer God, and telephone tech advisers from India, help you to get the computer back up and running.
Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :fight:


I think my puter is actually afraid of me.
It's fine now.
Must be a guy. :lol:
I used to know everything.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Jean-Louise » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:29 am

Anya.186 wrote:
Jean-Louise wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?


Take a chill pill, girlfriend.
Computers are our friends.
Curse the person who created your computer.
But may the computer God, and telephone tech advisers from India, help you to get the computer back up and running.
Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :fight:


I think my puter is actually afraid of me.
It's fine now.
Must be a guy. :lol:


No doubt about. :computer:

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Anya.186 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:01 pm

Jean-Louise wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:
Jean-Louise wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?


Take a chill pill, girlfriend.
Computers are our friends.
Curse the person who created your computer.
But may the computer God, and telephone tech advisers from India, help you to get the computer back up and running.
Good luck and Happy St. Patrick’s Day! :fight:


I think my puter is actually afraid of me.
It's fine now.
Must be a guy. :lol:


No doubt about. :computer:


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
I used to know everything.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby DanMc » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:19 pm

Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?

Install Windows 10, that should completely f*ck it up.
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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Anya.186 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:31 pm

DanMc wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?

Install Windows 10, that should completely f*ck it up.


I have W-10.
My file open speed is halved.
My printer on occasion will take 30 seconds to print a single Word page since W-10.

Microsoft was never great, now it's not even good.
I do have some specialized software, but I've disabled it to see if it made any difference.
Nope!
These are classic software conflicts that interfere.
I used to know everything.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Jean-Louise » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:11 pm

Anya.186 wrote:
DanMc wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?

Install Windows 10, that should completely f*ck it up.


I have W-10.
My file open speed is halved.
My printer on occasion will take 30 seconds to print a single Word page since W-10.

Microsoft was never great, now it's not even good.
I do have some specialized software, but I've disabled it to see if it made any difference.
Nope!
These are classic software conflicts that interfere.


All of my gear is Apple. It costs more. But it is worth it. In my humble opinion.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby DanMc » Sun Mar 19, 2017 10:25 pm

Anya.186 wrote:
DanMc wrote:
Anya.186 wrote:My bro wants to blow it up.
Another guy offered to crush it with his PU truck.
I'm thinking drag it behind his truck..........to death.

What is your advice?

Install Windows 10, that should completely f*ck it up.


I have W-10.
My file open speed is halved.
My printer on occasion will take 30 seconds to print a single Word page since W-10.

Microsoft was never great, now it's not even good.
I do have some specialized software, but I've disabled it to see if it made any difference.
Nope!
These are classic software conflicts that interfere.

My hatred of Microsoft started with my first home computer which ran Windows ME, a dreadful unstable version of Windows 98 which should have been strangled at birth. Over and over again it would suddenly freeze for no apparent reason and the only way out was to force a reboot. It was also incredibly insecure and vulnerable to malware. ME is the reason I started to use Linux, so I suppose I have something to thank it for.
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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby NicoleYoung97 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:00 am

set it on fire lol

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Anya.186 » Sun Sep 03, 2017 3:35 pm

MS has lost it's way.
When I was in the 5th grade we all had Apple computers.
They were wonderful and easy to use.
But personal ownership was way too expensive for my parents.

So I bought my first PC laptop like in 2005 and it was awful right from the beginning.
MS is using students to upgrade existing systems with thousands of patches.
Their idea of help is to shunt you to a forum where thousands of other people are there
for the same reason you are.

Software conflicts abound with few professionals willing to wade into the crap MS created.
The other languages like Linux helps with _ applications and that's mostly it.
I get "MS Word has stopped working" several times daily depending on my usage.
If I forget to save a page one by one, it is an ugly day for me bc there is no recovery
tool for pages not saved.
+ you can't even ControlAlternateDelete bc you are frozen and must hard reset
with your start button.
So exasperating!
I used to know everything.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby emilycurious » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:05 pm

NicoleYoung97 wrote:set it on fire

I love fire! :evil:
Young Nicole are you twenty? :twisted:
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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby Mr B » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:18 pm

Switch it off and on again
Your opinion is wrong.

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Re: I want to destroy my computer.

Postby HoneyBunch » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:51 am

Be kind to them. They might be our overlords soon. Lol.


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