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by Elysa
Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:00 pm
Forum: Relationship
Topic: What men should be?
Replies: 10
Views: 388

Re: What men should be?

emilycurious wrote:Okay, when women rule, everyone will be nice to everyone else for no other reason than they are another human being, or else no balls.


Not me. I'll be a, flying off the handle, bítch without dick inside me.
by Elysa
Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:04 am
Forum: Relationship
Topic: Being a good boyfriend
Replies: 14
Views: 210

Re: Being a good boyfriend

Oh, Hi honey you're home. Good. *kiss kiss* Dinner is in the oven and I hung up your shirts for you. Oh, it was no bother. By the way, your friend called, he's coming over to bang me good and hard while you're eating your dinner. I can't fúcking wait!! I've been wanting him to fùck my brains out sin...
by Elysa
Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:49 am
Forum: Members Advice
Topic: No second date?
Replies: 13
Views: 372

Re: No second date?

I use Tinder mostly for fun, not to get laid. I'm waiting for the right person to come! You realize most guys aren't using it for fun in the same sense right? They want, expect, sex. I think you're playing with a loaded gun. And you're already scrapping the barrel. These guys can't be bothered to w...
by Elysa
Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:31 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Do most guys eat pussy?
Replies: 396
Views: 14056

Re: Do most guys eat pussy?

I really don't get why some guys don't do this. I get so hard just doing it and losing myself in the act Same here. I've never known a straight guy who didn't want to. I've been with men who'd gone through emotional issues, and have bouts of abstinence in some form or another, but that's different ...
by Elysa
Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:13 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Trying to make FWB something more
Replies: 13
Views: 273

Re: Trying to make FWB something more

I don’t think a guy would go through all that trouble if there isn’t something there. I’m starting to like him and when we are together it seems very relationshipish and I want more but don’t know how to change things because he says he doesn’t want anything but acts a complete different way when w...
by Elysa
Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:48 pm
Forum: Members Advice
Topic: No second date?
Replies: 13
Views: 372

Re: No second date?

If he is not worth it, it is better to find out now than invest time and emotions on him. It’s his loss not yours. ^^^ Yes. This is excellent advice. (Starshine always has good advice) It's better to find out sooner rather than later. At least he didn't waste your time, and you got to go out on a f...
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:24 pm
Forum: Members Advice
Topic: No second date?
Replies: 13
Views: 372

Re: No second date?

What was his reason for him being busy? Did he give you one? When a guy really likes a girl, he'll move hell and high water to see her. Even if he's playing it cool, he would still contact you with a text or phone call. You shouldn't hold your breath. You have your own life to live. Don't waste it t...
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Do most guys eat pussy?
Replies: 396
Views: 14056

Re: Do most guys eat pussy?

I don't know what to say. I want to satisfy her too :tounge: and not just me. I am looking for suggestions on what has worked for other women what their other halfs or significant others or whoever has done to get you going. Can I get any women to respond? I did. You didn't like it. Here's the resp...
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:54 am
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: For You, Mosti. Because I Love You
Replies: 1
Views: 73

Re: For You, Mosti. Because I Love You

Remember this one? I used to love Primus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:48 am
Forum: Stupid Zone
Topic: For You, Mosti. Because I Love You
Replies: 1
Views: 73

For You, Mosti. Because I Love You

For Mosti.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBwPIFncng0


"Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass...."
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:41 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Smart Condom
Replies: 23
Views: 518

Re: Smart Condom

mostirreverent wrote:
Starshine wrote:
Elysa wrote:Will they hold a terabyte worth of info?

That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life.

Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity.


... and risk of being hacked, or crashing!

penis identity theft




:lol: :lol: :lol: Detachable penis song again.

:lol: :lol:
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Smart Condom
Replies: 23
Views: 518

Re: Smart Condom

Will they hold a terabyte worth of info? That would be the capacity needed for any info about my sex life. Mosty would need yottabyte storage capacity. I'm slowing down :) As in speed or number of women? :lol: Would you slow down for me? Fúck me nice and slow, wet and slippery inside and out of my ...
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:23 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Do most guys eat pussy?
Replies: 396
Views: 14056

Re: Do most guys eat pussy?

I don't know what to say. I want to satisfy her too :tounge: and not just me. I am looking for suggestions on what has worked for other women what their other halfs or significant others or whoever has done to get you going. Can I get any women to respond? I did. You didn't like it. Here's the resp...
by Elysa
Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:20 am
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Do most guys eat pussy?
Replies: 396
Views: 14056

Re: Do most guys eat pussy?

that image has always stayed with me, long after the gratuitous (but welcome) boobs in national lampoon mag faded :) BTW, I bought my first condoms out of the back of that mag, and lost (sorry star) my viginity with one with ribs and pleasure dots for her pleasure. Unfortunately, she needed more th...
by Elysa
Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Bedroom Chat
Topic: Doggy Style
Replies: 19
Views: 520

Re: Doggy Style

Is it odd that doggy style really hurts. I want to enjoy it but it's really painful to relax and allow him to deeply penetrate. Is there anyway around that?? This is actually a very good question. Because this position can hurt many women, whereas other positions seem to be fine. This is a perfect ...

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